Hi. Im Oleg. I like to think of myself as the talented half of the avengers. The other one, quite simply, is a cock. I enjoy sunny days, carrot and coriander soup and reading the yellow pages. I hope that you are enjoying the Ted and the Avengers website and that you will show your devotion as a fan by buying our albums. (release dates to be confirmed) I would just like to take the time to say that Barnsley F.C are the greatest football club in the history of the sport and will shortly be purchasing both Ronaldo and Raul from Real. I know this because i have freinds in high places. And you can't get much higher than Barnsley. ANYway... I'm from a small village in sweden named maaginhoos (mah-gin-hoos). You may have heard of my hometown as it is quite famous for its bi-annual sneeze-a-thon, where contestants have to run the full marathon whilst sneezing. There have been problems with dizziness at this event, however, as the town is not large enough to hold a marathon so contestants have to run around a 10 meter long circular track. Okay. well thats about it for my life. Just two important pieces of advice for you:
  1. BUY OUR ALBUMS
  2. don't become a dentist if you live in portugal.

*you may notice some of the words here are larger than others. Just in the same way that some grapefruit are bigger that others. They cant help it, they just ended up that way. If this is impending you're enjoyment, please do not hesitate in shoving your penis up your own arse.


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